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you will die alone and poorly dressed - funny fortune cookie quotes

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you will die alone and poorly dressed

you will be hungry again in one hour - funny fortune cookie quotes

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you will be hungry again in one hour

armed midget - funny fortune cookie quotes

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armed midget

never give up unless defeat arouses that girl in accounting - funny fortune cookie quotes

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never give up unless defeat arouses that girl in accounting

a new pair of shoes will do you a world of good - funny fortune cookie quotes

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a new pair of shoes will do you a world of good

lovers in triangle not on square - funny fortune cookie quotes

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lovers in triangle not on square

Ignore previous fortunes - funny fortune cookie quotes

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Ignore previous fortunes

you will receive a fortune (cookie) - funny fortune cookie quotes

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you will receive a fortune (cookie)

brown eyes man surprise - funny fortune cookie quotes

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brown eyes man surprise

41 Freakin' Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes | SMOSH - funny fortune cookie quotes

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41 Freakin' Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes | SMOSH

resist beginning end - funny fortune cookie quotes

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resist beginning end

41 Freakin' Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes | SMOSH - funny fortune cookie quotes

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41 Freakin' Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes | SMOSH

funny - funny fortune cookie quotes

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funny

marriage - funny fortune cookie quotes

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marriage

a palm can say a lot smacks - funny fortune cookie quotes

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a palm can say a lot smacks

if you think we are going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you're crazy - funny fortune cookie quotes

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if you think we are going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you're crazy

walking in mud - funny fortune cookie quotes

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walking in mud

silence is virtual especially dinner time from telemarketers - funny fortune cookie quotes

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silence is virtual especially dinner time from telemarketers

a thrilling time is in your immediate future - funny fortune cookie quotes

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a thrilling time is in your immediate future

ocean deeper without sponges - funny fortune cookie quotes

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ocean deeper without sponges

hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally - funny fortune cookie quotes

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hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally

your students agree your head is too small for you body - funny fortune cookie quotes

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your students agree your head is too small for you body

meh - funny fortune cookie quotes

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meh

41 Freakin' Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes | SMOSH - funny fortune cookie quotes

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41 Freakin' Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes | SMOSH

improvement over yesterday - funny fortune cookie quotes

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improvement over yesterday

life will be happy till end when you pee a lot - funny fortune cookie quotes

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life will be happy till end when you pee a lot

don't eat chinese be very sick - funny fortune cookie quotes

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don't eat chinese be very sick

no fortune - funny fortune cookie quotes

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no fortune

road to riches homework - funny fortune cookie quotes

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road to riches homework

the end is near and all is your fault - funny fortune cookie quotes

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the end is near and all is your fault

rubber bands right direction - funny fortune cookie quotes

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rubber bands right direction

confucius says: go to bed with itchy - funny fortune cookie quotes

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confucius says: go to bed with itchy

every exit is an entrance to experiences - funny fortune cookie quotes

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every exit is an entrance to experiences

only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units - funny fortune cookie quotes

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only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units

now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer - funny fortune cookie quotes

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now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer

someone has googled you recently - funny fortune cookie quotes

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someone has googled you recently

held prisoner in a chinese bakery - funny fortune cookie quotes

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held prisoner in a chinese bakery

fortune cookie fail - funny fortune cookie quotes

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fortune cookie fail

another cookie fortune - funny fortune cookie quotes

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another cookie fortune