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41 Freakin' Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes | SMOSH
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you will die alone and poorly dressed
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you will be hungry again in one hour
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armed midget
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never give up unless defeat arouses that girl in accounting
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a new pair of shoes will do you a world of good
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lovers in triangle not on square
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Ignore previous fortunes
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you will receive a fortune (cookie)
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brown eyes man surprise
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41 Freakin' Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes | SMOSH
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resist beginning end
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funny
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marriage
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a palm can say a lot smacks
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if you think we are going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you're crazy
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walking in mud
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silence is virtual especially dinner time from telemarketers
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a thrilling time is in your immediate future
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ocean deeper without sponges
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hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally
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your students agree your head is too small for you body
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meh
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41 Freakin' Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes | SMOSH
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improvement over yesterday
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life will be happy till end when you pee a lot
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don't eat chinese be very sick
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no fortune
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road to riches homework
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the end is near and all is your fault
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rubber bands right direction
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confucius says: go to bed with itchy
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every exit is an entrance to experiences
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only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units
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now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer
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someone has googled you recently
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held prisoner in a chinese bakery
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fortune cookie fail
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another cookie fortune