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When I drink, I don't slur my words. I speak in cursive
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Please neuter your pets and weird friends and relatives
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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest
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Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and s^%t on their heads
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I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
