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You and I are more than friends. We're really like a small gang
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9 times out of 10, children get their awesomeness from their mother
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Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid - Mary Poppins
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teenager: when you're too young for half the things you want to do and too old to do the other half
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When your favorite song comes on and someone changes it
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when you stop arguing with someone and they say some shit under their breath. Say it again bitch
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Never look back. If Cinderella went back to pick up her shoe, she wouldn't have become a princess
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I hate when a spider just sits there on your wall like it pays rent
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Those days when you're in a bad mood and someone tries tof uck with you
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4.30 am trying to sleep? Let me sing you the song of my people
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shortest horror story: the last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door
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How I feel walking away from a strike in bowling
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This is what happens when something falls in my room in the middle of the night
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That moment when a music video has nothing to do with lyrics
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When I go through facebook Stalin
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When I see free samples at the supermarket
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When someone proves me wrong in an argument
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When someone who I barely know hugs me
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I wish I could record what people say so I can let them hear when they deny it
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When the waitress asks how your meal is